SHAKESPEARE

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare is probably one of the most well-known playwrights in the world. He has written about 154 sonnets and 34 plays. While I'm far from a Shakesperian scholar, I have read five of his plays: Macbeth, Romeo and Juliet,The Merchant of Venice,Much Ado about Nothing, and Julius Caesar. If you've never read Shakespeare and would like to start, I suggest that you read Julius Caesar first; it's not as difficult as some of his other plays and is interesting to read. Romeo and Juliet is fun to read also, but a little bit more difficult than Julius Caesar. Macbeth is more difficult to understand and isn't as exciting as Julius Caesar.


Shakespearean Insults

Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou."

Column 1Column 2 Column 3
artlessbase-courtapple-john
bawdybat-fowlingbaggage
beslubberingbeef-wittedbarnacle
bootlessbeetle-headedbladder
churlishboil-brainedboar-pig
cockeredclapper-clawedbugbear
cloutedclay-brainedbum-bailey
cravencommon-kissingcanker-blossom
currishcrook-patedclack-dish
dankishdismal-dreamingclotpole
dissemblingdizzy-eyedcoxcomb
droningdogheartedcodpiece
errantdread-bolteddeath-token
fawningearth-vexingdewberry
fobbingelf-skinnedflap-dragon
frowardfat-kidneyedflax-wench
frothyfen-suckedflirt-gill
gleekingflap-mouthedfoot-licker
goatishfly-bittenfustilarian
gorbelliedfolly-fallengiglet
impertinentfool-borngudgeon
infectiousfull-gorgedhaggard
jarringguts-gripingharpy
loggerheadedhalf-facedhedge-pig
lumpishhasty-wittedhorn-beast
mammeringhedge-bornhugger-mugger
mangledhell-hatedjoithead
mewlingidle-headedlewdster
paunchyill-breedinglout
pribblingill-nurturedmaggot-pie
pukingknotty-patedmalt-worm
punymilk-liveredmammet
quallingmotley-mindedmeasle
rankonion-eyedminnow
reekyplume-pluckedmiscreant
roguishpottle-deepmoldwarp
ruttishpox-markedmumble-news
saucyreeling-ripenut-hook
spleenyrough-hewnpigeon-egg
spongyrude-growingpignut
surlyrump-fedputtock
totteringshard-bornepumpion
unmuzzledsheep-bitingratsbane
vainspur-galledscut
venomedswag-belliedskainsmate
villainoustardy-gaitedstrumpet
warpedtickle-brainedvarlot
waywardtoad-spottedvassal
weedyunchin-snoutedwhey-face
yeastyweather-bittenwagtail

PLEASE, send me suggestions and/or comments about this Shakespearean section of my web site. I also want to put in a section that has Shakespearean insults that are verbatim phrases or lines from works of Shakespeare, not just words one can put together.

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