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  Susan Seals - Chocolate Mocha
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Spice of Life  A fresh cookie, hot coffee in my favorite mug, and a wonderful story.  What better way to clear my mind before going back to work? Candy Sweets Click here

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Short Stories/Quick Fiction

Excerpt from "Martin and the Angel" children's short story...

. . . Keeping a watchful eye toward the darkened front room, Martin backed slowly away from the table, clutching the pie tin and its luscious cargo for all he was worth. One step at a time, he moved, toe-heel, toe-heel, not daring to breathe, toe-heel, toe-heel, as he reversed his previous path, escape and triumph just a footstep away . . .  story plus surprise bonus! 

Gas on, Brain Off! Funny short story about every commuters dream - driving in a real demolition derby...

...I have to admit my biggest concern was the car window.  In destruction derby driving, one does not use car doors to enter the car.   Wise drivers have reinforced the car body by welding the doors shut with a large piece of re-bar - great for safety - hell on the hips. To enter the car with the doors welded shut, one is required to climb up on the windowsill, and slither into the car interior like a lithe and willowy snake.  continued

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Last Day Poem - Interesting short poem...

Are we living in the last generation?  Predicted for centuries, perhaps the end is finally upon us.  Will you and I be witness to those long anticipated end times?  I fear this Earth may not "go gently"...click here

 Champagne and Chocolate

Boomer Blues short story about losing the "edge"...

Boomers Unite!  Find your match online

...We were the Bubble Gummers, the Hippies, the Disco Queens, the Yuppies, we were Dinks, Super Moms and Single Dads.  We "Kept On Truckin'" - driving skates with keys, "Cherry" muscle cars and Volvos.  We wore "Groovy" bell-bottoms, "Cool" midi-tops and fringed vests, and love beads that were "Outta Site" until we were ready for power ties and Birkenstocks...click here for the full story

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Freshless - funny story, long day...

I knew it was going to be a bad day when I realized I had slept through my alarm, but I had promised to help my son enter his free "Pepsi Points" into the computer so I got up, ran a comb through my hair and that was the last time I was fresh that day.  Ever had one of those days?  Freshless

Dragon Heat my favorite fantasy horror story... 
Dragon Picture - Dragon Short Story
"Dragon", the voice drifted softly in the hot, dry air, "...just there...dragon."

I heard voices calling to me in the breath of the wind.

My bare toes scratched deeper into the warm sand, instinctively seeking a cooler level beneath the burning surface, as I turned to inspect the scenery.   The blowing dust settled briefly, revealing the distant, unfamiliar mountains.  Sharp crags were filled with shades of red and gold and outlined in purple shadows.  Turning, I took in the foreign landscape that surrounded me with growing unease.

The whispering voices, many now, muttered and rustled the air with words I could only barely discern.

"Dragon, ...over there...come."

Breaking Hearts....
true story, sad day.

Monday, April 3, 1989 was extremely normal in the Campbell household. Wake my four-year-old son, dress my two-year-old daughter, bathe my almost two-month-old daughter and assure the two-year-old (once again) that yes, breakfast will be available at day care, no, I didn't know what they were having, we would just have to wait and see - then listen to her litany of what she does like for breakfast (oatmeal), and doesn't care for breakfast (toast) as she pushed her way excitedly into her t-shirt and cords.     ...a sad story, an unforgettable day

Stories, Articles, Non-Fiction, Reviews and More!

You will find many links to complete stories on my web pages, including stories of humor, and even a bit of poetry.  I encourage you to explore and click on links you find interesting...like personal favorites! (a link to my best writing - so far). 

Did you know . . .?

Of all those driving under the influence on a typical night, how many are actually pulled over by the police?   2%?  6%?  18%?  32%?   click for the answer.

Writer's Resources

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Budding writers will appreciate my Writer's Resource page with links to a free online dictionary, free online bible, and (again, free!) online rhyming dictionary, as well as a plot maker and HTML resources.  Free!  That's a good price...

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Click on Links to find some of my favorite online authors and links to their stories....

On Your Mark, Get Set...Speech!

What do you think Americans fear most? Death? Flying? The Dark? How about my favorite -- big hairy spiders? Nope. Americans fear speaking in public more than they fear flying to their death in the dark with a big hairy spider. click here for tips on beating America's biggest fear

Nobody's Baby No More!

I live life in the fast lane.... literally. Like the carnival barker says, "...you pays yer money, and you takes yer chances."  I had been playing the odds successfully for some time, but eventually, the piper demands to be paid. And, like so many other criminals, it was no big event that tripped me up, but rather, a little thing. ...click here to see what it was!    

Reign of Fire
Reign of Fire
Reign of Fire Poster

Fantasy

Dragon Heat

Last Day

Humor Stories

Purple Butterfly
Creepy Feeling
Damn Fine Cook
Nobody's Baby

Short Humor

Beware the Muse
Freshless
Gas On...Brain Off

Funny Poem

Environmentally Expelled

For My Family
Go Softly
End Time

Non-Fiction
Traffic School
....Speech!
Heart to Heart

Epinions

GE Dishwasher
Lexmark Color Printer
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Reviews

I'm Dyin' Here!*

....being a weed and all.

Man it was horrible,  terrible!  We was all hanging out down by the garden, see? Minding our business, you know
...well, ok, ok. Manny da Buttercup and Tansy Ragwort was harassing the locals a bit - banging on the broccoli, roughing up the rutabagas ...so to speak.....   Weed Killer

An Unpretentious Cuppa Joe

I must admit, I have had my share of four dollar coffee served with seven grams of fat, a sprinkle of nutmeg and a biscotti on the side. As a dessert - cappuccino is fine, but for a wake-'em-up-in-the morning and shake-'em-in-the-afternoon beverage - give me ...   click here to find out what I need to get me going in the mornings!

Stephen King's "The Green Mile"

Green Mile DVD

Leave it to King to be brazen enough to market these pocket books for a price that rivals the wage commanded by Shortstop Alex Rodriguez - asking fans to pay that price takes brass cojones! But like Rodriguez, if your worth it - fans will pay. ... review continues here

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