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I'd Do It For Free....

Have you ever purchased a product and found it to be the best thing since sliced bread?

If you are like me, you drop a note to the company praising their wonderful design, marketing, price...whatever. Six weeks later, you receive a coupon in the mail for fifty cents off accompanied by a thank you letter generated by the vice-president of marketing computer.  Sort of puts a damper on your enthusiasm, doesn't it?

When I like something, I want to shout it from the rooftops! I want to tell my friends! ... my relatives! ... my dog! ...I'd Do It For Free

I'm Dyin' Here!*

....being a weed and all.

Man it was horrible...terrible. We was all hanging out down by the garden, see? Minding our business, you know...well, ok, ok. Manny da Buttercup and Tansy Ragwort was harassing the locals a bit - banging on the broccoli, roughing up the rutabagas ...so to speak.....   Weed Killer

A Little Sweet, A Lot of Love

Both my son and daughter have for several years attended week-long camps sponsored by different organizations. Only one camp restricted the receipt of food items due to the proximity of bears (one might think the bears would find our little munchkins tastier than a Hershey's bar - go figure).

In all cases, I found that for a one or two week camp, one package was enough. We usually mailed the package on the first day of camp in order for it to arrive on the last week day...Care Packages at Camp

Just Call Me Bubba....

Breathe Right strips are a cheaper, much less invasive method of saving my marriage than either drugs or surgery. Counseling was an option, but man who wants to waste that $90.00 hour on "snoring" issues!?! I sleep better ... as does everyone else within the range of hearing, so the neighbors are probably happy, too (blush)....Breathe Right

Old Word is Good Word

So you finally took the old Underwood to the undertaker, eh? About time! (We’ve been into the twenty-FIRST century for a while, now, you know…) If Word 2000 is your first venture into the world of word processing (which, by the way, is NOT the same as “typing”), then congratulations! You have embarked on a wonderful adventure certain to bring many rewards, and Word 2000 is as fine a place to begin as any other....Word Software

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